You’ve been running amok in our communities for the last few nights, destroying livelihoods, homes, the possessions and businesses that people have worked hard for, in some cases, for many generations.
You seem to be enjoying yourselves. You seem to think that this is fun. You are laughing and shouting, delighted at your triumph over the rest of us and your haul of trainers and flat screen TVs, with no care for the effect your actions have on anyone around you.
Let me show you how to have fun, south London style: